"Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month".
The Priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."
Soon, another man enters the confessional.
"Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "My son, who is "Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's and stop your sinning."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when, suddenly, a gorgeous, tall woman enters.
All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest.
Her dress is green and very short, with matching, shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boy draw a long breath and then gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart directly in front of them.
The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Nookie Green?"
The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies, "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes.........
